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[caption id="attachment_1277" align="alignright" width="240" caption="Cheeto"][/caption] It hasn't been a good month for Cheeto. A few weeks ago, he started limping, which happens time to time if he jams one of his toenails. It usually improves within...

Here's a conversation I had with an acquaintance on Facebook earlier this month (a few days before Obama gave his speech to school children). I think you'll find it quite amusing. (Or else you think the same way she does, in which case you'll probably get...

Both of my nephews spent the night with us this past weekend, though I was quite leery about keeping six-year-old Andrew overnight because of his separation anxiety from his mother. (I keep holding out hope that the expert toddler books are all correct...

[caption id="attachment_1236" align="alignleft" width="210" caption="Arden, age 2 1/2"][/caption] Earlier this week, my nephew Arden turned a whopping ELEVEN YEARS OLD. It seems like just a couple years ago when he was a naughty little two year old,...

Congratulations to my friend Jaya, who had a beautiful baby girl named Maya on September 15th at 5:46 pm! She has a full head of dark hair and is beautiful, just like her mommy. I'm so happy for you, Jaya!...

So today was my 15 year high school reunion. Which I skipped, because there's no way in HELL I'll ever step foot back in Iowa, and NO, I'm not going to talk about it, because FIFTEEN FREAKIN' YEARS?! Are you KIDDING ME?! That means we're five away from 20...

Hope everyone had a Happy Labor Day Weekend! Ours was BUSY. [caption id="attachment_1175" align="alignright" width="224" caption="Jack enjoying the view from Brian's shoulders"][/caption] On Saturday we went up to the Santa-Cali-Gon Festival in...