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This conversation originally took place on March 23: Husband and I are in bed trying to fall asleep. He rips one. Me (Captain Obvious): Did you fart? Brian: Yes. Me: Did you roll over and point your butt in this direction first?! Brian: No! *snickering* [...

FYI, I'm creating a new series and tag called Typical Conversations with my Husband. I've posted numerous of these up on Facebook and they've been a big hit, so I'll post them here as well. Here is the first of many. This conversation originally took...

Today I did something that I've been wanting to do since 2005 when I used to drive by a sign on the back roads that said: U PICK Strawberries 1 mile -----> on my way home from Lawrence. I remember seeing it at the beginning of every summer and...

Do you suppose it's significant that at THE.VERY.SECOND I had linked the website STFU, Conservatives and was busy reading this post, Nirvana's song Lake of Fire was playing in iTunes?! I am NOT kidding. The hair on the back of my neck stood up. [caption...

I hope all of my superfab momma friends had a truly wonderful Mother's Day weekend! We certainly did! We rounded up my nephews and took them up to the Spirit of Mission Days, which is a typical small-town carnival and fair. Brian and Arden took off and...

This is another super yummy recipe I thought I'd share. I found this one in Cooking Light magazine. It's a quick and easy recipe to make for lunch. You can make this vegetarian (as shown), or add 1/2 to 1 lb. cubed, cooked chicken, which makes a pretty...

So yeah, I'm sitting in my living room blogging from my iPad. Jealous? Don't be. It's a pain in the ass. I've barely pecked out one sentence and I'm already annoyed. Most of my disgruntlement stems from the fact that it's too big to type really fast with...

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As if I needed another reason to think this town is about as worthless as a rice cake to a fat chick, this time it's really outdone itself: [caption id="attachment_1777" align="alignnone" width="405" caption="Really, Baldwin City? REALLY?!"][/caption]The...

[caption id="attachment_1769" align="alignleft" width="225" caption="Brian and I sharing bread pudding after our anniversary dinner"][/caption] Happy Anniversary to my wonderful husband, Brian! Although we've actually been together for 12 years, today...