May 22, 2010 | In: Typical Conversations
Typical Conversation with my Husband: #2
This conversation originally took place on March 23:
Husband and I are in bed trying to fall asleep. He rips one.
Me (Captain Obvious): Did you fart?
Brian: Yes.
Me: Did you roll over and point your butt in this direction first?!
Brian: No! *snickering*
[ ... it wafts ...]
Me: Oh my freakin’ GOD! It smells like a hamburger patty!
Brian: *laughing his ass off*
Me: *GAGGING* You have a hamburger patty between your buns!
Brian: It’s a Krabby Patty! A yummy, tasty Krabby Patty!
Me: Fan it the other direction before I puke!
[ pause ]
Me: Are you doing it?
Brian: YES!
Me: In the other direction?
Brian: YES! My sleeping bag opens away from you so you can’t pinch me. Pincher!
Me: *dies laughing*
