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	<description>a tongue lashing a day keeps the idiots away.</description>
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		<title>Good news &#8230; finally!</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/04/11/good-news-finally</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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The results of my 3-hour glucose tolerance came back, and I do NOT have gestational diabetes! Hurrah! That&#8217;s one less thing to worry about. 

I told Brian of course I don&#8217;t— my body is a sugar processing MACHINE. Their stupid little 100 grams of sugar in the glucose drink didn&#8217;t even phase me— a normal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Up, up, going up&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/04/09/up-up-going-up</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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Ugh, my blood pressure is still climbing. Yesterday at the doctor&#8217;s office it hit 180/100. After lying down for a few minutes, it &#8220;dropped&#8221; back to 160/100, but still&#8230; the OB finally decided to do something about it, and is adding the medication Aldomet back in to my pill regimen (on top of the 400 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Round 2.  And I do mean ROUND.</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/04/02/round-2-and-i-do-mean-round</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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This week marks 28 weeks, or 7 months! Has it really been a month since I posted those last preggy pics?!! I guess that would explain the unbelievable increasing girth, eh?!

Behold the 28-week Buddha Belly:
And just in case there&#8217;s any doubt, here are the side-by-side comparisons evidencing the fact that I am becoming more and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All work and no play because Jack’s a very spoiled little boy!</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/03/26/all-work-and-no-play-because-jack%e2%80%99s-a-very-spoiled-little-boy</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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Sorry I haven&#8217;t been posting. My big fat preggo ass has been working. I worked all weekend, in fact. I have three (yes, count &#8216;em— THREE) web design projects I&#8217;m working on. I have no effing idea what possessed me to take on so much work when I really should be taking it easy (third [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It’s finally spring!</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/03/21/it%e2%80%99s-finally-spring</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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Yay, spring is finally here! It has seemed like an especially long winter. It&#8217;s been consistently above 55 degrees for the past week, so I&#8217;ve been spending work breaks sitting on the back porch reading magazines. What a rough life, eh? 

In other news, Jack has been extremely active the past few days— right on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>T-99 and counting!</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/03/16/t-99-and-counting</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow will be 26 weeks, and I have less than 100 days to go. If I were prone to squealing, I think I&#8217;d be doing so now! Time feels like it&#8217;s dragging most of the time, but lately it&#8217;s been flying by and I feel a little &#8220;behind schedule&#8221;. Don&#8217;t ask me what the hell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Online baby pool for Cap&#039;n Jack!</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/03/09/online-baby-pool-for-capn-jack</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found a fun little site for creating baby pools online:

Click here and register (just enter your name and email) to guess Jack&#8217;s due date, birth weight, and length. If you end up getting the closest, you&#8217;ll win a gold star! Hooray! (By the way, if you guess the gender wrong, you&#8217;re a freakin&#8217; retard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Butterball!</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/03/05/butterball</link>
		<comments>http://smartass.nu/2008/03/05/butterball#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m six months pregnant today, can you believe it? What a great milestone! I feel like I&#8217;m finally putting a serious dent in the 9 month timeframe!
According to babycenter.com, Jack&#8217;s about 1.5 pounds now, and my uterus is the size of a soccer ball.
Ahem— at least. See below:
Taking photos of yourself in a mirror is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mango Tango</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/02/28/mango-tango</link>
		<comments>http://smartass.nu/2008/02/28/mango-tango#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BabyCenter.com has a cool slideshow that shows you how big your baby is every week, from poppy seed to pumpkin.
Currently at 23 weeks, Jack weighs just over a pound and is the size of a large mango.
Snort! He certainly feels a lot bigger, and the boy has got some powerful little legs on him, that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From The Diary of a Sleep-Deprived Pregnant Woman&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2008/02/24/from-the-diary-of-a-sleep-deprived-pregnant-woman</link>
		<comments>http://smartass.nu/2008/02/24/from-the-diary-of-a-sleep-deprived-pregnant-woman#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 17:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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For the first five months of pregnancy, I was quite pleased with myself for not complaining about being pregnant. For someone who chronically complains to amuse herself and others, that is quite a feat, let me tell you. In my case, no truer words were ever spoken than &#8220;If momma ain&#8217;t happy, ain&#8217;t nobody happy.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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