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I've been eyeballing StorkRadio.com for the past couple of weeks, deciding whether I should rent or buy a fetal doppler so I can listen in on Cap'n Jack whenever I feel like it. Honestly... when I have I ever been known to deny myself anything?! Indeed,...

We had another ultrasound right at 21 weeks, and this time they were able to catch a glimpse of Jack's face! Oh my god, it was SOOOOOOOOOOOO cute, I can barely stand it. You can't really see his eyes or nose because of some weird double...

Instead of posting all 5,000 baby-related thoughts I have every day, I've been writing in Expecting You: My Pregnancy Journal. It's a great way to document all of my hopes, fears, dreams, doctor appointments, etc. without boring the shit out of everyone...

I feel like I have a million things to say, I just haven't had time to say them. I guess the most important thing is the doctor visit last Friday went well. It was actually pretty funny, because one of her nurses said "So you're switching from Dr....

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas! It wasn't my finest year, by any means (being sick on Christmas SUCKS, dude!), but we had a pretty good time out at mom's house. We played Uno Attack for hours. Heh. If you haven't played that yet, you must. It's...

We went to the OB all happy and excited because we were going to hear the baby's heartbeat, but we both left madder than hell. Dr. Bavishi started feeling around with the stethoscope/doppler and said "This might take a second." Well, a couple minutes...

Today is Day 81, and I'm and I'm 11.5 weeks pregnant. Here's what's been happening since I last posted an update: The baby is about 2 1/2 inches long and weighs around 1/3 to 1/2 ounce. The digits on the baby's hands and feet could be seen clearly on a...

According to Pregnancy Weekly: Your baby is about one inch from crown to rump - or roughly the size of a strawberry. Weighing in at one gram, your baby is very active, although you can't feel its movements yet. He or she now has all the major organs,...

I had my ultrasound yesterday, and everything is perfect! If you're one of those people who doesn't know what the hell you're supposed to be looking at, you can look at Ultrasound for Dummies instead. Snicker! (Don't worry, I didn't have a clue,...

Sorry I haven't posted for a while, but almost as soon as I hit publish on that entry last Thursday, Dr. Bavishi called and said there was some concern with one of my test results. Apparently my progesterone was low, as were my levels of hCG, the...