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I haven't posted over here since Valentine's Day? Seriously? I'm a slacker, I'm sorry. Some days I wonder why I even bothered bringing the blog back! I was on such a roll, too. These days I'm posting most everything up on Facebook and ignoring everything...

[caption id="attachment_1623" align="alignleft" width="302" caption="Jack's Valentine's Day cards"][/caption]So, my fabulously talented friend Terry over at Sassy Designs created the most awesome custom Valentine's Day card for Jack, and here is...

... about the struggle I've been having with my weight for all these years. After I lost a bunch of weight in 2004 (and consequently plateaued for 6 months, tried to stop smoking and gained it all back again in about 8 weeks), I've been bitter about it....

[caption id="attachment_1565" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Surrounded!"][/caption]It's always fun to glance out your living room window and see two state troopers and two city police cars on either side of your driveway. I damn near pissed...

Today is Prematurity Awareness Day. Prematurity has been escalating steadily and alarmingly over the past two decades. In fact, the rate of premature birth increased by 36 percent between the early 1980s and 2006. One out of eight babies is born...

Funny text conversation between me and my friend Megen, a...

[caption id="attachment_1343" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="I don’t feel right when you’re gone away"][/caption] I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph; I know...

So I bought a new iPhone 3GS yesterday, which means that I can record video from my phone. *happy dance* It's my birthday, it's my birthday... Okay, so it's not really my birthday (but it's coming on the 28th, so mark your damn calendars). Since the...

Here's a conversation I had with an acquaintance on Facebook earlier this month (a few days before Obama gave his speech to school children). I think you'll find it quite amusing. (Or else you think the same way she does, in which case you'll probably get...

Congratulations to my friend Jaya, who had a beautiful baby girl named Maya on September 15th at 5:46 pm! She has a full head of dark hair and is beautiful, just like her mommy. I'm so happy for you, Jaya!...