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	<description>a tongue lashing a day keeps the idiots away.</description>
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		<title>Seriously?</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2010/03/22/seriously</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 02:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t posted over here since Valentine&#8217;s Day? Seriously? I&#8217;m a slacker, I&#8217;m sorry. Some days I wonder why I even bothered bringing the blog back!  I was on such a roll, too.
These days I&#8217;m posting most everything up on Facebook and ignoring everything else. What can I say&#8230; ? When you don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day cards</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2010/02/05/valentines-day-cards</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, my fabulously talented friend Terry over at Sassy Designs created the most awesome custom Valentine&#8217;s Day card for Jack, and here is the final proof. Isn&#8217;t it ADORABLE?
I&#8217;m thrilled with how they turned out. She did an excellent job, and the cards arrived last week! Wooo hoooo!
Also need to thank Kristen, because even though [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Protected: So I had this epiphany&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2010/01/29/so-i-had-this-epiphany</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<title>Breakin&#8217; the Law</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2010/01/20/breakin-the-law</link>
		<comments>http://smartass.nu/2010/01/20/breakin-the-law#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s always fun to glance out your living room window and see two state troopers and two city police cars on either side of your driveway.
I damn near pissed myself, I must admit. Those of you who know me well are fully aware that law enforcement and I have never really seen eye to eye. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prematurity Awareness Day</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2009/11/17/prematurity-awareness-day</link>
		<comments>http://smartass.nu/2009/11/17/prematurity-awareness-day#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  
Today is Prematurity Awareness Day. Prematurity has been escalating steadily and alarmingly over the past two decades. In fact, the rate of premature birth increased by 36 percent between the early 1980s and 2006. One out of eight babies is born prematurely in the United States. This trend and the dynamics underlying it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny conversation</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2009/10/26/funny-conversation</link>
		<comments>http://smartass.nu/2009/10/26/funny-conversation#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny text conversation between me and my friend Megen, a nurse:

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		<title>I&#8217;m Broken&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2009/10/13/im-broken</link>
		<comments>http://smartass.nu/2009/10/13/im-broken#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
&#8216;Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away
You&#8217;ve gone away, you don&#8217;t feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More video&#8230; of everything!</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2009/10/03/more-video-of-everything</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I bought a new iPhone 3GS yesterday, which means that I can record video from my phone. *happy dance*  It&#8217;s my birthday, it&#8217;s my birthday&#8230; Okay, so it&#8217;s not really my birthday (but it&#8217;s coming on the 28th, so mark your damn calendars).
Since the iPhone is so much handier (always in my pocket), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Debate</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2009/09/25/funny-facebook-debate</link>
		<comments>http://smartass.nu/2009/09/25/funny-facebook-debate#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a conversation I had with an acquaintance on Facebook earlier this month (a few days before Obama gave his speech to school children). I think you&#8217;ll find it quite amusing. (Or else you think the same way she does, in which case you&#8217;ll probably get so pissed at me you&#8217;ll want to spit. Heh [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Congratulations!</title>
		<link>http://smartass.nu/2009/09/17/congratulations</link>
		<comments>http://smartass.nu/2009/09/17/congratulations#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to my friend Jaya, who had a beautiful baby girl named Maya on September 15th at  5:46 pm! She has a full head of dark hair and is beautiful, just like her mommy. I&#8217;m so happy for you, Jaya!  


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