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I really don't know what the hell is happening, but I seem to be in a time warp of sorts. I look up and it's like three weeks later and I haven't posted or done ANYTHING but work. I'm also incredibly sleep-deprived most of the time, so half the time I'm...

Happy Birthday to me! I'm sure I smell like a monkey, too, since I haven't showered in two days. Haha! But it's my birthday and I'll smell if I want to, dammit! :-) I am taking one today, though, because I have to go down to the DMV and renew my license....

Here's what Brian would look like if he were a member of an 80's hair band: Snicker. (Note: The hair is for my nephew's gorilla costume— not something we just happened to have lying around the...

Ugh, this has been an absolutely hellacious week! I sent out a newsletter to my fellow redheads about a new tee shirt on Tuesday, and received over 80 orders in less than 24 hours. Hooray! So I go downstairs to print a bunch of tees and the hard drive...

Every time I look at him, my heart feels like it's going to explode with love. And when he smiles, I smile— which means my cheeks ACHE because I smile so much. I think I've smiled more in the past 14 weeks since he's been home than I have in my...

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Because I am sick and tired of .Mac (oh, excuse me— Mobile Me), I have ditched the site over there and have created a new site at www.WereTheBests.com. (Isn't that great? I crack myself up.) Word Press is way better than Apple's half-assed effort...

I thought I was crazy busy and exhausted before I had a baby... HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA ... (big breath...) BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Uhn. Note to self: Plan to fall off the face of the earth for at LEAST 3 months after having a baby,...